Rachel Nova and Smash Thompson – Standard Procedure (June 2022)

Sexy Space Anomaly (Rachel Nova) was warped aboard the ship today because Captain Smash Tafarih noticed her VERY sexual sos signal out in the vacuum of space. It is imperative that every new member of the crew be put through strenuous “training” of a sexual nature in order to show that they’re prepared for whatever the next frontier has to offer. This is that “training”